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There are three Evil Dick CDs you can purchase: All That Glisters, Rock 'n' Random and Coprophagism. Buy them individually for £10 each or buy them all for just £20. Do the MATHS, then get in touch. Sorry, there's no fancy shopping basket, you just have to email to receive instructions...


Doo DooPosted by Richard Hemmings Mon, February 12, 2018 21:37:40


BUY Evil Dick CDsPosted by Richard Hemmings Fri, October 21, 2016 20:05:13

Gig: Tues 24 May 2016, Firebug, Leicester

Doo DooPosted by Richard Hemmings Sat, April 16, 2016 08:38:55
We're supporting this bunch!

Evil Dick & the Banned Members @ The Firebug, Leicester, 30 March 16

YouTubePosted by Richard Hemmings Fri, April 01, 2016 11:00:42

On 30 March 2016, Evil Dick & the Banned Members played at the Firebug in Leicester. The plan was to video the entire set but unfortunately the battery died after the second piece. Apparently, recording HD is quite draining... Anyway, warts and all, here are the first two tunes: 'Minging Progressions' and 'R and D No. 1'

Evil Dick - Drums

Little Pete - Guitar

Tim Clamp - Tenor Sax

Scott Freer - Bass

GIG: Wed 30 March, The Firebug

Doo DooPosted by Richard Hemmings Wed, February 03, 2016 11:02:37
We have a gig:

The Evil Dick Playlist!

YouTubePosted by Richard Hemmings Fri, November 06, 2015 15:05:25
Watch it: The Evil Dick Playlist!

GIG: Sat 17 October, The Soundhouse

Doo DooPosted by Richard Hemmings Tue, October 13, 2015 21:09:39
Listen to the us play our set at The Soundhouse before the dictaphone ran out of disc space

Come and see Evil Dick and the Banned Members fiddle with their instruments in a bold attempt to create a musical performance. See them hit things and strum things. See them look indifferent.

In empty skin flaps and hairy holes.

Trauma and denial,

Rejection and persecution,

Totality of boredom and endless desperation in fur-lined


Horrendous carpets, lumps and untidy edges,

Residue residing on your residual resemblance.

Your dangerous dependence,

Your stultified resplendence,

Your absent benevolence,

I fell off a chair and bumped my head on a daisy!

Puce made from purple in a certain light poured down and spared my blushes,

My dignity intact albeit bruised.

Children sing songs about POO.

Mass produced music is usually trite.

A cash grap for the for fortunate FEW.

If you don’t acknowledge your roots, you’re just a post-modern TURD.

Underlined in red, ‘cus Microsoft don’t like the WORD.

Come on feel the noise.

But don’t think about it too much.

Here’s a sliver of light perpetrating the crime of a thought left unthought that would have been worth having...

Gamma Memorial Barbecue

Doo DooPosted by Richard Hemmings Tue, May 05, 2015 14:08:58
Listen to Part of the Gamma Pages and follow the score!

AND THEN... come to the gig!!!

Sunday 17th May, 6-11pm - The Enterprise, Chalk Farm

One of the Gamma Pages:

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