There are three Evil Dick CDs you can purchase: All That Glisters, Rock 'n' Random and Coprophagism. Buy them individually for £10 each or buy them all for just £20. Do the MATHS, then get in touch. Sorry, there's no fancy shopping basket, you just have to email to receive instructions...
On 30 March 2016, Evil Dick & the Banned Members played at the Firebug in Leicester. The plan was to video the entire set but unfortunately the battery died after the second piece. Apparently, recording HD is quite draining... Anyway, warts and all, here are the first two tunes: 'Minging Progressions' and 'R and D No. 1'
Evil Dick - Drums
Little Pete - Guitar
Tim Clamp - Tenor Sax
Scott Freer - Bass
In empty skin flaps and hairy holes.
Trauma and denial,
Rejection and persecution,
Totality of boredom and endless desperation in fur-lined
Horrendous carpets, lumps and untidy edges,
Residue residing on your residual resemblance.
Your dangerous dependence,
Your stultified resplendence,
Your absent benevolence,
I fell off a chair and bumped my head on a daisy!
Puce made from purple
in a certain light poured down and spared my blushes,
My dignity intact albeit bruised.
Children sing songs
Mass produced music is usually trite.
A cash grap for the for fortunate FEW.
If you don’t acknowledge your roots, you’re just a post-modern TURD.
Underlined in red, ‘cus Microsoft don’t like the WORD.
Come on feel the noise.
But don’t think about it too much.
Here’s a sliver of light perpetrating the crime of a thought left unthought that would have been worth having...