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There are three Evil Dick CDs you can purchase: All That Glisters, Rock 'n' Random and Coprophagism. Buy them individually for £10 each or buy them all for just £20. Do the MATHS, then get in touch. Sorry, there's no fancy shopping basket, you just have to email to receive instructions...

GIG: Sat 17 October, The Soundhouse

Doo DooPosted by Richard Hemmings Tue, October 13, 2015 21:09:39
Listen to the us play our set at The Soundhouse before the dictaphone ran out of disc space

Come and see Evil Dick and the Banned Members fiddle with their instruments in a bold attempt to create a musical performance. See them hit things and strum things. See them look indifferent.

In empty skin flaps and hairy holes.

Trauma and denial,

Rejection and persecution,

Totality of boredom and endless desperation in fur-lined


Horrendous carpets, lumps and untidy edges,

Residue residing on your residual resemblance.

Your dangerous dependence,

Your stultified resplendence,

Your absent benevolence,

I fell off a chair and bumped my head on a daisy!

Puce made from purple in a certain light poured down and spared my blushes,

My dignity intact albeit bruised.

Children sing songs about POO.

Mass produced music is usually trite.

A cash grap for the for fortunate FEW.

If you don’t acknowledge your roots, you’re just a post-modern TURD.

Underlined in red, ‘cus Microsoft don’t like the WORD.

Come on feel the noise.

But don’t think about it too much.

Here’s a sliver of light perpetrating the crime of a thought left unthought that would have been worth having...

Fill in only if you are not real

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